They make handy dishcloths, too

6.45pm update: T-SHIRTS ALL GONE NOW – thanks to everybody who wrote in!

*** 3pm update: Men’s Medium shirts and Women’s Small shirts are now all gone ***

Last month, we made 80 t-shirts to give away to select and very special people at Book Expo America.

Luckily for those of you who would rather die than go anywhere near BEA, we still have 25 of these extremely rare and hideously tasteful garments left.

We have 13 men’s t-shirts (5 small and 8 medium), and 12 women’s t-shirts (4 small and 8 medium). The men’s ones are rather long and narrow (that’s me wearing a medium above, and I’m a pasty, skinny little so-and-so), and the women’s tops are not for the coy or demure. (That’s my lovely wife, modeling a small.)

Anyhow, if you want one of these (and it’s one per person only), simply email me (david at under the subject heading “I’d like a t-shirt!” with the following information:

Mailing Address
Men or Women’s t-shirt

And I’ll post again once they’ve all gone.

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